Yesterday, I get a call from John to see if I’m available to film this cute blonde that goes by Kelly Klass.  Hmm… let me think, am I doing anything better than filming people have sex?  Nope… so I let him know that I’m good to go.

He’s on his way to pick her up from the airport and then they’re going straight to the studio.  So, I pack up my equipment and start heading over.  His studio is in Philly and I live in the suburbs of Jersey… and with traffic, it could take me 45 minutes to get there.  Hopefully, it’ll be timed well enough that we’ll both get there around the same time.

Fast forward 45 minutes into the future…

I pull up to the studio, gather my shit and make my way inside.  John greets me at the door and says, “We got another one” in a happy tone.  He’s implying that Kelly is really cool and it’s going to be a great shoot.  See… John has great luck when he hires models.  They always show up on time, are friendly and easy going and a pleasure to work with.  My luck (back when I shot) wasn’t so good… but that’s another story for another time.

Anyway, I enter the studio and set my things down.  Kelly is sitting and eating a salad.  She literally just flew in from Oklahoma and this is first thing she had to eat.  We make some small talk as I’m setting up.  I find her to be incredibly friendly and absolutely stunning.  She resembles that hot chick from the show 24 with Keifer Sutherland.  I ask her if she ever hears that.  “All the time” she says.  She then says that 24 was one of her favorite shows and that it’s a big compliment to be spoken in the same breath as the girl who plays Jack Bauer’s daughter because “she’s beautiful”.  I completely agree.

Today’s shoot consists of some fetish and hardcore.  Kelly is very nervous because this is her first time having anal sex… at least on video.  She mentioned that she tried it a couple times in her personal life, but no where near the extent of what’s going to happen today.

We start off with the pretty girl pictures.  Those are the simple dressed to undressed shots.  I take out my digital camera, which is a low budget simple point and shooter.  She looks at it and goes, “You’re using that kind of camera?”.  It’s both humiliating and embarrassing… but admittedly, I’m not a photographer.  She wasn’t trying to be a bitch or anything, it’s just obvious that she’s used to working with people with pro equipment.  I assure her that even though the equipment is amateur, we’re still professional when it comes to work ethic… and that’s more important.

So there I am, taking picture after picture of Kelly.  Every shot I click looks great, and it’s because she’s extremely photogenic.  It’s probably impossible to take a bad shot of her… even with a crappy $200 digital camera.

After the pictures are shot, we run through the entire thing again for video…

Once that’s wrapped, we take a mini break.  Kelly prepares herself for the anal sex.  She has a couple concerns, both of which are understandable.  First, she’s afraid that it’s going to hurt.  I’ve never had anything up my butt before, but I’d imagine it not being comfortable.  Second, she fears what every girl fears when it comes to anal sex… shitting herself.  She’s gone through the proper precautions to help ensure that doesn’t happen… like not eating big meals prior and giving herself an enema.

I’ll save you the suspense… nothing tragic happened.  The scene was awesome and Kelly handled it like a pro.

And that’s pretty much the shoot.  I packed up my shit, said my goodbyes and left.

My honest opinion of Kelly Klass?  I think she enjoys sex but in the end, this is more of a job than a labor of love.  She’s fresh, hot and knows it.  She’s banking on her youthful looks and who could blame her?  She’s planning on getting breast implants… but I don’t think there’s any reason for that.  I think she’s perfect as is.

- Pat M.

Angela is freaking gorgeous.  She totally reminds me of a girl I used to stalk in high school.  It’s a shame I left my chloroform scented business cards at home, or I would have given her one.  I’m just kidding… I didn’t leave them at home… I was just too shy to approach her.  Seriously though, she’s hot and worked the crowd like a pro.  This chick has a banging body and knows it!

LINKS WORTH VISITING :
Butz and Butz – The official web site for Butz and Butz sports radio.
Suicide Fantasy Football – A new style of fantasy football that’s getting ready to explode!
Dazzy O’s – The bar that hosts this event and is gracious enough to allow me to film.

Well… last night was the last Tuesday of the month, so that means another Butz and Butz bikini contest was to take place.  The camera battery is charged, there’s money in my pocket and my balls are shaved… it’s a go!

Start time was a laughable 8pm.  We all know that isn’t going to happen… especially when you’re dealing with girls, moreover, models.  A good rule of thumb is to take the reported start time, add an hour, and then forget that and realize it’ll start when it starts.  Last night was no different.

To pass the time, I ordered some mozzarella sticks and french fries to share with the table, which consisted of my cousin Phil and a new photographer I met about 2 months prior on a gig.  He and I got into a photo showing war.  That is to say that he would show me a picture of a hot girl he shot, then I’d do the same.  Then, he’d show me a picture of a topless girl and I ended it right there by showing him a picture of two hot teens getting butt fucked.  Game over, buddy…

A little later, I saw my buddy John at the bar… so I called him over to say hello.  John is good people, and he’s one of my employers.  A few times a week, he hires me to film him bang hot chicks for his web site.  This dude is living the life, man!

At this point, it looks like we’re ready to start the show.  All the girls that are entering are ready, so I find a spot front and center.  Because all the chairs were taken, I sat on the floor.  I’d like you to believe that’s the true story, but let’s be honest… it’s easier to get ass shots at this angle.

The actual contest was great, as usual.  The girls took turns walking around for the judges, showing off their goods.  Afterward, Eric asked them a series of dirty questions.  Think of it like Miss America meets Hustler.

The judges tallied their votes, a winner was chosen and I left.

You’ll notice in my videos I never film the winner.  Why?  Well… to me, it doesn’t matter.  I just enjoy looking at half naked girls.  I’d be honored to stalk any one of them!

- Pat M.

LINKS WORTH VISITING :
Butz and Butz – The official web site for Butz and Butz sports radio.
Suicide Fantasy Football – A new style of fantasy football that’s getting ready to explode!
Dazzy O’s – The bar that hosts this event and is gracious enough to allow me to film.