#NationalTellaJokeDay

Yes!  I love waking up and seeing funny stuff on my timeline.  Here are some of my favorites so far!

Allan Luke
A family are driving behind a truck when a dildo flies out and hits the windscreen. Embarrassed, and to spare her sons innocence, the mother says, “Don’t worry; that was an insect.”  Her son says “I’m surprised it got off the ground with a cock like that”

Aina of Earth – bipedal animal
Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar… You can’t tell me that’s just a coincidence.


What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.

Here’s the Twitter thread